How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.