How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.