How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar