How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.