How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.