How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar