How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.