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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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Coffee Mug

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder