Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.