Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing