Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.