Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.