Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.