Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"