Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.