Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.