Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.