What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.