What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.