What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)