What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!