Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
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Because it's intense
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because he was transitioning.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
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Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
Brooklyn
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Most weddings happen in June.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Any place without a drive-up window.
An IPhone.
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Because he is.
Because, His last name was Dafoe
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
A hot dog and a six pack.
A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
Mt. Rushmore
just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
G-sus
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out
A man with unfinnished buisness.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
CHANGE !
By sending in millions of Muslims
Whole milk.
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Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
