Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate