Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture