Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.