Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!