Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.