What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz