You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
She has cancer
Toucan play at that game!
A play on words.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Being up to your nuts in cider.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
The Leprenomichaun.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
