Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !