Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !