Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation