Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant