Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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He was buying drinks.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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The Imperial March

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant