Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.