Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent