Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...