Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0