What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.