What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.