What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.