What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.