What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.