What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.