What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.