What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!