What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth