What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!