Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Deciding which to tell people first.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Fall out boy
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Let us prey.'
They always use the holy condoms.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
Two bits!