Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !
Student: A teacher!
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Namaste.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
An Alcatholic.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
He wanted to smoke a joint!
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth