What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac