Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"