How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.