How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41