How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.