What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"