What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.