What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams