Help! I'm melting!
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.
His mom.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Your T.V.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
9/11