When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)