When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.