When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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To use the Pokestop.

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Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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A Trojan horse.

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There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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With a crowbar.

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Tysssonssss

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He was second to Nun.

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A roamin' Catholic.*

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Plenty o' room.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.