When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)