When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.