When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."