Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams