Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Little Black Kid Jokes More Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys