Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.