Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.