Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.