Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants