Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.