Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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