What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!