What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea