What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge