What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.