What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted