What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted