What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !