What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11