What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.