What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.