What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.