What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!