What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.