What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.