What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.