What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang