Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.