Cher Nob'll Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.