Cher Nob'll Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree