How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.