How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!