How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!