How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.