Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Hey, I think he moved.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
They're both X-Men.
Man, go away!
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Because she ran away from the ball!
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Because it was a fowl.
They are the path of leaf resistance.
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Society.
Brexit has actually affected society.
The Bear Glare.