Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.