Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Sunday school.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.