Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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She's a spitter, not a swallower.