Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Aborted Fetus Jokes More Aborted Fetus Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.