Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.