Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

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Let us prey.'

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.