Why did the priest dislike geometry?

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Geometry Jokes More Geometry Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.