Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.