What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry