What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry