What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke