Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.