Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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They are out standing in their field.

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The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Birds of Pray

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Two Birds!

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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The baby can't carry the mother.

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Paradise.

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He wanted their soles.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !