Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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