Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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In a nutshell!

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In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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They wanted to see it crack up!