What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*