What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people