What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.