What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*