Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Because his nose was stuffed
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Both can climb trees, except the piano
A: Stop peaking at me.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
generous cocaine party guests
He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
A: On microphones.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*