Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny