What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling