What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.