What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.