Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.