Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.