Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

British Jokes More British Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Timothy Jokes More Timothy Jokes

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.