Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.