What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!