What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!