What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!