What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.