What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.