What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.