Peaking duck!
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BAO BAO BAO BAO
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Use the fork, Luke.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Wok n' Roll
It'll dim sum
Goo goo gai pan!
It'll Dimsum.
Coloured eggrolls!
They're huge metal fans.
A paper jam.
Rastafriedrice
A: A car thief who can't drive!
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
nice watch"
He lost hijab.
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
He took his wife for granite.
Red, it gold.
Luke warm.
Dearth Vader
He was choking the chicken.
To show he wasn't a chicken.