Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!