What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!