What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.