What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes