What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.