How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.