How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.