How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.