How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb