How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.