He used cowculus!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
He uses a cacti-lator!
Because he was outstanding in his field
They are out standing in their field.
The one percent
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
