Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field