Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror