Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!