What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.