What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!