What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25