What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey