What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home