What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.