What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.