What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...