What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.