What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.