What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

Instagram Account Jokes More Instagram Account Jokes

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.