What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.