What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Instagram Account Jokes More Instagram Account Jokes

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.