What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.