What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Instagram Account Jokes More Instagram Account Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.